Sunday, April 13, 2014

Mirror, Mirror

On Avery's second trip to the bathroom during our 75 minute Sacrament Meeting today, she went into the handicapped stall (her first pick every time), stood on the bench where she always has to sit and rest before doing her business, faced the wall and recited:

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of us all?"

Then she answered herself:

"You, my baby, may lovely be, but Mommy is fairer still than thee."

At first I was totally flattered, but after reviewing Snow White's story, I made a mental note to be extremely leery of any apples gifted me by Avery.

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