Avery to Ross: If you squawk I'm going to give you a reason to squawk!
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Being nice isn't in my nature. (She adapted that line from a library book. Great!)
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Mommy, today we've got some orneriness upon our hands and it's you-know-who: the J-U-N-E!
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(Praying) Please bless the food in Idaho, Utah, Iowa, Thailand, Washington, and in Texas and Francis. (Francis is her newest cousin--Ha!)
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I want to get my ears pierced like when I'm 45. (Pause.) When am I gonna be 45?!?
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(On the pot) Gasp! It's not coming out of the pee spout or the poo spout--it's coming out of the middle!! It's a baby!! And I'm pooping it out in the toilet and I'm not gonna flush it!
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