Recent Random Rambles #7

Beware the cow poo!
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When the pee comes down into my bum and almost into my undies it makes me walk on my ti-pee toes.
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Some poo needs its privacy (meaning, Mom, I'll take care of my business alone in the bathroom), but some poo does not (meaning, Mom, stay here and keep me company.)
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I want 16 pieces of grated cheese. Hurry before I change my mind.
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Daddy is on his bed taking a kidnap.
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(While Jason and I watched General Conference in the living room, Avery came in to report on how she and June were doing in the spare bedroom where they were watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.)

Mom, me and June are having the Kid's Conference in Grandma and Grandpa's room with Mickey and Donald.
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Me: We need to write a letter to Sarah before she comes home from her mission in two weeks.

Avery: I want the letter to say, "Sorry you had to stay there for a million weeks!"
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Are you sure we're going to Grandma and Grandpa's house when Sarah comes home from her mission? Are you sure you're sure you're sure?