Sunday we went for a walk and Avery watched the side of the road like a hawk to find some lamb's ear so she could finally put it to the test as toilet paper. She was not disappointed, at least not in the finding of it...But in the using of it? Different story entirely.
The first thing she said when we got home was that she had to go potty. (Uh, huh.) She had her lamb's ear in hand and gave it to me for wiping after she'd done her business. Judging by the cry she let out when I used it, it might as well have been sandpaper. Shortly thereafter she could be found scooting around the floor on her bum like a dog with a bad itch trying to relieve herself.
Later that night we decided to play some kid games and Avery thought that was pretty alright. "I'm ready to play 'Duck, Duck, Goose' on this rash-bum day," she said.
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